What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:52

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…